Club song
| Welllllllllllll it's a grand ole team to play for, |
| It's a grand ole team to see, |
| And if ... you know ... your history, |
| It's enough to make your heart's go whoa-o-o-o, |
| We don't care what the other teams say, |
| What the hell do we care? |
| Coz you always know, |
| That there's gonna be a show, |
| And the Middle Parkers will be there. |
| Was it one-ah? NO! |
| Was it two-ah? NO! |
| Was it three-ah? YES! |
| Was it easy? YES!!! |